At 6 am started the day with my first Hamlet,
watching the sun start to rise and the skipper take
his early morning dip around the boat. Having motored
some 4 miles from Saline Bay, Mayreau, we are now at
anchor in Tobago Cays, which has to be one of the most
beautiful places on earth to have a yacht. Clear,
azure blue sea over white sand, surrounded by a hugh
arc of coral. Even the glossy postcards don't do it
justice. We are not alone: there are scores of yachts
of all shapes and sizes here, including the British
motor cruiser Lionwing which has multiple decks and
must be all of 100 feet long. I bet they're really
bored on that thing, with hot and cold showers, loos
that work, ice makers, air conditioning, washing
machines, a crew to wait hand and foot on them etc
etc.
We stayed for 3 days (Wed - Friday) in and around
Union Island, mostly in Clifton harbour but we did
take a trip (on Thursday) to the far side of the
island to explore the impressive Chatham bay,
including of course lunch and a snorkel. The new
galley slave Dennis duly arrived on Friday. He is an
old friend of the skipper's (they met in 1956) and he
has turned out to be one of life's gentleman just like
the skipper (he's reading these newsletters so I will
occasionally have to say that sort of thing).
The highlight for Dave and I at Clifton was lunch at
Castello's on Friday. Castello is an of-the-wall lady
artist who walks around in what looks suspiciously
like silk baby doll pyjamas who opened her eponymous
restaurant which you find at the end of a 50 yard long
walkway which has the feeling of a bizarre about it -
lots of little shops along the way. Castello's is full
of her paintings which she does on sailcloth. You get
what she has prepared for lunch - no menu here - and
which turned out to be tomato salad, lamb curry,
cheese and wine. All beautifully prepared and
presented. Also to note: we were told that if we
wanted, the pretty black barmaid Carmen would scrub
our backs whilst we had a shower at the restaurant,
even during the meal (inter course, as it were) if we
wished, but we declined - I'm a man with 35 happy
years of marriage behind me, after all.
From Union Island on Saturday morning we sailed (yes,
sailed - we put up the hanked-on Yankee foresail for
the technically minded, for the first time) some 4
miles round to Saltwhistle Bay, Mayreau - the next
island on our exhausting trip north. (Also for the
technically minded - we are now strictly speaking
outside the tropics - I reckon we've just crossed the
Tropic of Cancer, the northernmost point where the sun
can be directly overhead.) This is where last year my
old shipmates and I had a walk up to the village
church (and dished out dollars to the village kids)
and had a boozy dinner ashore only to find when we got
back at around midnight that our yacht had slipped a
bit and we had to reanchor. (As I recall these
episodes of last year, I don't want anyone to get the
idea that I was an incompetent skipper - we just had
bits of bad, luck that's all.)
After lunch we motored back to Saline bay for the
night, which was to be very special: a double birthday
party for the skipper and Dennis who were both 75
years old in the last couple of weeks. Appropriately
we chose a restaurant called Dennis's Hideaway in
Saline village (at which the aforementioned church
is).I dressed in my party best for the occasion,
including a shirt that my supposedly best pal Geoff
gave me for my 60th last year. It is covered in
sailing ships and has a big floral border around the
bottom - it is so naff I can only wear it in far off
places. The high (or is it low?) point of the evening
was when we returned to the dinghy. Determined to keep
my Sunday best dry (it is always the case that at
least one's bum gets wet in the dinghy) I stripped off
and packed my clothes in a bag, and somehow we got in
a mess and I landed up in the water. I swear it was
that Yank Dave's doing - I think he pulled on the
dinghy rope to upend me. (All this time I've been
imagining that all that was between us was healthy
Anglo Saxon banter but I think this was a vindictive
act - so revenge is in the air. Watch this space.)
And so on to Tobago Cays. The sun is now really up,
it's getting hot, must go for a snorkel around this
incredible reef.
1 pm. What a fantastic snorkel - the sun was fully out
when we went, brightening up the whole subterranean
landscape - there seem to be many more colours than
last year, loads of startling fish and the water seems
clearer than ever.
Lunch is over. I'm going to have a long smoke and a
big gin and tonic. Dave's busy - the skipper's given
him a book with lots of pictures of fish in it, in a
desparate attempt to encourage some success on the
fishing front - at least this way if anything does
accidently find its way his hook, he may be able to
distinguish if it's what he's supposed to be catching
or not.
PS I pressed the wrong button and deleted the whole of
the first version of the above - this is the second
time I've had to write the above garbage.
Monday 11th February
4 pm After that long smoke and the big gin and tonic,
off we went to our next bit of paradise - the island
of Canouan just an hour's motoring away. This island
holds two memories for me of last year. The first is
my most shameful incompetence as a skipper, which
happened in friendship Bay, and I don't want to talk
about it. The second was a great night out we had at a
local restaurant up the hill in the delapidated
capital Charlestown, where we danced with the local
guys because there weren't any females around. So off
I led my new mates to it: and there was Cornell our
young host of last year. We reminisced about the
dances we had together all that time ago. And enjoyed
as good a meal as then (curried conch - that's the
shellfish that lives in those hugh multicoloured
shells - Dave and I had, and Dennis and the skipper
had lobster.)
And so to this morning. At 7 am whilst enjoying the
usual start to the day, we saw a sad sight. Some two
days ago (at Dennis's Hideaway in Mayreau) we met a
married couple called Martin and Nicky (from
Hounslow). He is an experienced sailor, this was her
first time on a boat. She couldn't cope, including for
instance not being strong enough to help lift the
anchor. So they had taken a couple of days off the
boat, taking stock, staying in Dennis's Hotel (they
let me have a shower in their room before the big
birthday party). They had then obviously like us made
it up to Canouan - they were in the same bay - but at
7 am we saw them set sail but half an hour later they
returned. The betting is that Nicky couldn't hack it.
Given that they have to return the yacht to Bequia
some 15 miles away sometime, I can imagine they are
just a bit stressed out by now. We set off just an
hour after their return at 8 am and had a great 4
hours sail through pretty big seas (no wonder they
turned back - Nicky would not have liked this) and
arrived at our next destination at noon, no less than
Mustique, island of multimillionaire mansions
including Mick Jagger's. Dave and I headed straight
for the bar after lunch - and remember that we haven't
a clue what's going on in the world, haven't seen a
paper, haven't watched the tele for 3 weeks - to be
told by the barman that Princess Margaret died on
Friday. She used to have a big pad here and everyone
including the barman has met her, so it's a personal
sadness for the whole of the island. But nicer news to
come: as we left the bar, who should be coming down
the road but my old mate Nigel Kennedy in his electric
buggy. He was elated to see me (of course), and gave
me even more bad news - Graham Taylor is back as
manager of the Villa. He promised to try to get down
to the bar for a drink tonight. We shall see. And by
the way: he is here for 2 weeks, having rented a
property for 10,000 pounds per week (no kidding). You
could buy a few viloins for that. But would you
believe that my skipper and fellow galley slaves have
never heard of Nigel Kennedy? - how am I possibly ever
going to impress these colonial throwbacks?
And now a bit about the weather: it's been quite
cloudy over the last couple of days and has rained
heavily during the last few nights. Do we care? No.
Forecast over. How's yours?
Well, it's getting close to time for dinner. This will
be a bit different to last year when we all went up to
the Cotton Club and paid 100 pounds each for the
privilege - truly a meal to remember. Tonight the
skipper is preparing a salad - I wonder how it will
compare?
Tuesday 12th February
2 pm No, sorry skipper, your salad did not match the
meal at the Cotton Club, but the boiled eggs in it
were truly gorgeous. Nigel Kennedy didn't turn up for
a drink, surprise, surprise.
We're now settled into Admiralty Bay, Bequia (and will
probably be here for the next 2 days) and it's
beautiful: picturesque hills dotted with colourful
houses, so many yachts in the bay it looks like a
reggatta is in progress, and restaurants and bars
along the waterfront that look as though they are off
the front of a chocolate box. I was here last year
with my incompetent crew but I can't remember what we
did - I must have been as pissed as them on that
night.
We had a great 4 hour sail to here from Mustique. Wew
arrived at noon and by now I've already consumed at
least 4 gin and tonics / rum punches - it's not the
alcohol that I need you understand, it's the ice and
the mixer in them.
Sad to say but I'm doing a bit of bonding with Dave
the Yank. Well, we have to hoist and drop the sails
together - the two geriatics have settled into a
routine that means that Dave and I are doing the
really hard work - so it's bound to happen.
There's an internet cafe here in Bequia so I hope I'll
be transmitting this to you in the next couple of
hours. By the time you receive my next one, I will
have to share my thoughts with you on whether I am
enjoying being away from you all for so long because
by Thursday it will be a full 4 weeks with the same
duration to come. I shall have to weigh carefully the
friendly reception I always (well nearly always)
receive at early doors in the Fox, such warm convivial
company, a glowing fire if Ken remembers to turn it
on, John's dog eating his biscuits, the Shiela trading
insults, Jason's smiling face as he comes up for air
from the cellar, English lessons and a foul smell from
David (and another from Keith), Sue giving me
approving looks when I'm scutty, Doreen telling me
she's trying to loss more weight... oh such fond
memories: against the sun, the sand, swimming, heat,
rum punches etc. I'll let you know if I think I can
stand more of this versus rushing home to you all in
the next edition of Mollymauk Caribbean News.
Coxy.
PS Here's a bit of practical information that might
interest you: how do I get my laundry done out here?
Well, it's easy really. Apart from when I dress up to
go ashore or need to protect myself from the sun (in
both of which cases I put a shirt on), I only wear a
pair of shorts (no underpants - they make you hot). I
have two pairs of these shorts, both of which are old
golfing shorts that my wife wouldn't be seen with me
wearing them so they are ideal for out here. When one
pair becomes soaked in salt, I put on the other other
pair, swill out the salty ones (taking care that I
don't use more than 2 pints of water or else the
skipper gives me disapproving looks) which are dry
within an hour (unless it rains in which case - quelle
malheuresement - it could be a few hours) and rotate
them like that. God knows why I brought anything other
than them with me.
PPS The overall sun tan is coming on fine. Dennis was
on the helm this morning and complained that he was
being distracted from keeping on course by the three
bare bums in front of him. Cheeky buggar - and he'll
have to be watched - did he go to a boys' public
school like the skipper? - or even the same one? - the
mind boggles.
PPS I haven't mentioned ---- the-man you-know-who in
this transmission. I wonder if he'll be more pissed
off being ignored than having the piss taken out of
him with his persecution complex of having to put his
hand in his pocket? I will bet that being ignored is
by far and away the worst I - or anyone else - can do,
so you'll hear no more mention of this near human
vocal equivalent of a Ferrari, to which I am
imperviuos all these miles away. What a relief for all
of us!!!